Les Vacances: Menorca

Last year for the Summer vacations, 6 of us decided to go to Menorca – so us (Nuno and Tiago), plus 4 close friends. The plan was simple: rent a house, get to know the beaches around the island, have some nice food (tapas, helloooo!), read ‘The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck‘ and have fun. That’s it, not a big plan on what to do or see and it was pretty nice and not easy (coordination wise) to go on holidays with friends. It wasn’t easy to plan as the 6 of us were coming from different places and all had to have our holidays accepted from our crazy bosses. However, in the end it was pretty damn great so we will leave some tips about Les Vacances: Menorca.

The island is not too big, the beaches are to die for, the colours – from the blue of the ocean to the yellow of the houses – are just perfect and the landscape is beautiful. You will need to rent a car to get anywhere as the island is still in a pretty raw/virgin state but that’s what makes it so BEAUTIFUL!!!

Menorca Travel Guide – The Beaches:
Cala Macarella (and Cala Macarelleta)


Our favourite beach was Cala Macarella – the landscape of the beach and the blue of the ocean is just perfect. If you don’t wake up before sunrise (literately!) you will not find a parking spot and the best option will be to park at Cala Galdana and then walk for 30 minutes – as you can guess, we did not wake up before sunrise!! Tip: swim between Macarella and Macarella it’s such an amazing experience!

Cala Galdana


This one looks just like out of a Hollywood movie from the 50’s – the bay, the surroundings, the boats between the rocks – BEAUTIFUL!! Also, one of the few beaches where you can actually have network signal on your phone (instagram gram gram!!).

Cala Algaiarenscala-algaiarense-beach-menorca

There is a part of this beach which we believe is reserved for naturists – or so it looked liked, as everyone was naked. Obviously, we took the opportunity and nakeeeeed time. There is no better feeling. It’s freedom and you should try it!! (Since we moved to Brighton – a year and a half now, naturist beach is our thing. It’s cool, it’s liberating!!)

Cala en Turqueta


Cala n’ Bosch


Cala Mitjana


Menorca Travel Guide – Eat and Drink:


Following the suggestions to avoid all the touristy places (where everything is 3 times more expensive and 5 times less tasty) most of the places we tried out where in Ciutadella (since we did not go to Mahon at all) where there were some really cool places. But there was two conditions. Condition number one was: be able to seat outdoors. Condition number two was: spanish food.

That said, Mostassa, is a pretty nice place to seat outdoors on a busy carrer and have some tapas and burgers and Molí Des Comte Asador is another cool place where you can have some tapas. Other places that caught our attention but which we didn’t have the opportunity to try were Moriarty (the interior was beauuuutiful) and Cuk Cuk Experience – where you are meant to go with your friends to cook and eat together (sounds something we would be very interested on!).

However our favourite thing to eat is ice cream! So there was a place that caught our eyes immediately – Sottozero. Their slogan is ‘101% Vero Gelato Italiano‘ and we must say it’s damn true. Their hazelnut (always hazelnut, nothing else!) gelato is to die for. Other nice place is SA Gelateria (they have several locations across Ciutadella)

To drink we would just say pick any place. It’s Spain so it does not matter much as long as you sit outside with a caña – at least that would do us. But if you want a suggestion, Es Cau which is on the same street as Mostassa – it’s a pretty chilled place for a cerveza!

Menorca Travel Guide – Must Do:


We would say nothing! Eat, sleep, relax it’s a pretty good motto! But, if you wish to do something, we would recommend read a book and swim in the ocean. BUT, if you really WISH to do something then, eat an ensaimada (or a delicious mitja luna) from Pastisseria Moll, swim between cala macarella and cala macarelleta, watch the sunrise and the sunset everyday or even rent a boat to visit some of the famous calas of Menorca!

Menorca is so beautiful and even tho the stupid weather was not always great (it rained in two of the days) it’s a place worth experiencing. The rays of sun, the colours of Ciutadella, the turquoise waters and the friendly people make us (Tiago, more than Nuno) wanna come back soon!

Ps: Nuno came back to Brighton giving way less fucks (read the book, seriously!)